Disney Communist Youth League

The Disney corporation has teamed up with the Communist Youth League of the People's Republic of China to promote Disney characters prior to the planned opening of a Magic Kingdom in Hong Kong in 2006.

I am sure that Chinese youth are looking forward to emulating Donald Duck. Lei Feng is getting a bit old after all.

I look forward to mass rallies in Tiananman Square. A million Chinese kids in Mickey Mouse ears waving Lion King DVDs as Minnie and Mickey wave from the gate!